Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I Can’t Very Well Talk About Unplanned Pregnancies Without Doing Something

Pett Corby’s Global Awareness Campaign needs at least 100 donors today to survive as an organization. Every donor above 100 will help to support getting the message out.. . but without the first 100 donors every day, the doors may be shut, the lights may go off, and all gains made so far may be lost forever. . . because all her attention, savings, and income, for the past 12 months, has been spent on doing research, printing books, recruiting Virtual Gig artists, building relationships and teaching the message and helping others. This effort is too important to our future to allow it to die, today. Click here: http://www.you-choose-when.com/bonus_descriptions first. Then go to http://www.you-choose-when.com/ and http://www.myspace.com/vrtualgigs

In Loving Support of Petya (Pett) Corby
Founder of the Global Awareness Campaign
Author of “How to Avoid Unplanned Pregnancy Every Time You Have Sex WITHOUT Using Contraceptive Drugs”
http://www.you-choose-when.com and Virtual Gigs band http://www.myspace.com/virtualgigs

That’s it. That’s All.

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Julia Roberts “lets” her children play with the Obama children

Granted that the Obamas are not royalty.  But after Caroline Kennedy’s bowing out of the Senate seat opened up by Hillary’s departure to the Executive Branch, the star of Camelot does seem to be setting, eclipsing, or whatever metaphor you want, they, the Obamas, do get stuck with similar duties.

Julia Roberts said she would “let” her children play with the Obama children.  Last time I checked, the Obama children were not pregnant out of wedlock or using drugs.  Out here in the heartland, we believe that our sons and daughters, nephews and nieces should get married first and then have children.  Nowadays, children are having children.  Twelve year fathers like the kid in England.  Celebrities seem to think that the moral code (what’s left of it) does not apply to them.  The whole point of rich and famous people in more enlightened times was to set a good example for others.

To the point, whether liberal or conservative, celebrities’ children are getting pregnant out of wedlock and they really are setting a bad example.  Many of us have heard the case of the high school  where a clique of girls got pregnant just for fun.  Bristol Palin is Governor Sarah Palin’s daughter who still has not married the young drug addict who got her pregnant.  Emma Roberts is another unwed pregnant teen and Julia’s niece.

I would not “let” my children play with celebrity children because, like any parent, I have to look out for my children no matter whose feelings get hurt.  I don’t care what color or what political party the parents of my children’s playmates are.  Those are irrelevant factors.  I DO care if my children’s playmates have parents who allow drug use or premarital sex or whose children have never had sex education, abstinence education, moral education (Sunday School or Temple School or the equivalent), anti-drug education, and temperance or responsible alcohol education (like Students Against Drunk Driving).  If my children hung out with tobacco smokers, I would probably pull them out of their current school and put them in a new school to make them find new friends.  I want my children healthy — not parents at age eleven.

I am sure that Julia Roberts did not mean to sound condescending to the President and First Lady when her own house is not in order but it sure sounds like a possible interpretation.

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Jon Stewart Puts Foot In Mouth

Quoted from The Daily Beast blog “Why Black Preachers Are Better” by Howell Raines:

Why Black Preachers Are Better

by Howell Raines

Dr. King’s particular genius was his recognition that once he moved the freedom debate in a religious direction, segregation would have to fall. He knew that white Southerners of that time were immune to many finer things, but powerful preaching was not one of them. That’s what the “Letter from the Birmingham Jail” is about: reminding white people who had been relentlessly exposed to religion since the cradle that, deep in their hearts, they knew what Jesus would do about the charade of “separate but equal.”

From interviewing Dr. Lowery in 1975 for My Soul Is Rested, I knew that he, like Dr. King, was a student of homiletics, the scholarly study of sermons as vehicles of communication. (For Dr. Lowery’s learned discourse on the history of the black church, see that interview on page 66 of MSIR.) White America got a crash course in black homiletics in the “I Have a Dream” speech. It’s a style that blends every rhetorical trick in giving memorable and entertaining form to a serious message. It uses soaring King James language, theological exegisis, references to the sublime and ridiculous, humor, rhyme and doggerel, snatches of poetry and song. It includes show-off words alongside downhome vernacular.

As was often noted during his lifetime, Dr. King had a predilection for big words. It was more than a trick to make George Wallace look uneducated. It was part of a poetic arsenal that came as naturally to King’s oratory as it had to Lincoln’s. With King as with Lincoln, there was a playfulness. My favorite example in his Lincoln Memorial speech, is his reference to the “curvaceous slopes of California.” It hits the ear like a clunker, but then comes the most deadly description of Mississippi’s physical and moral topography ever coined: “Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.” It’s that tossed-in “molehill” that makes with literary elegance the point that a state “sweltering” in ignorant racism needed to be—and could be—redeemed down to every molecule of red dirt.

As for rhyme in public discourse, it was notably used but hardly invented by Muhammad Ali and the Rev. Jesse Jackson Sr. I was surprised that Jon Stewart and the usually sure-footed writers of the Daily Show made fun of Rev. Lowery’s rhyming of “mellow/ yellow,” “red man/headman” and so on in the closing lines of his inaugural prayer. They didn’t seem to know that he was playing off the historic couplet about discrimination based on skin color. “If you’re black, get back; if you’re brown stick around.”

Riffing this vernacular reference to skin color into a humorous and memorable closing for one of the most momentous events in American and African-American history was, to me, a signature work of artistry by Rev. Lowery. The comparison that comes to mind is Miles Davis taking a tired melody and investing it with the majesty of the blues.

<end quote found at http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-01-22/why-black-preachers-are-better/2/  >

The following words are my own.

It bothered me that Jon Stewart did not bother to do a little research before he dumped on Rev. Lowery.   I did a little research and found that the quote that begins “if you’re black, stay back” was very hurtful to some (like the N-word) and very comforting to others during the Civil Rights Movement.  The words which jumped out to me were not the ones referring to blacks but to reds, First Americans.  That’s Native Americans for those of you still saying Indian (Columbus thought he was in India and the error has been perpetuated in our language.  “If you’re red, you can get ahead.” 

Rev. Lowery is black not red, African American not Native American.  Therefore, I was all the more moved by someone saying something encouraging to this forgotten group of people, the very First Americans.  [I cannot think of anyone before who has publicly, certainly not with a Nielsen audience this big, said something encouraging to them.]  So it seemed like a kick in the teeth when Jon Stewart made fun of the prayer.

And while we are on the subject of color, have you noticed that when someone is being dismissive that they say things like “It doesn’t matter if you are black, white, purple, or polka dot.” ?  Well there are “black” (actually more like chocolate, and it comes in a wide spectrum of shades and complexions) people and “white” (actually more like vanilla or pink and it comes in a wide spectrum of shades and complexion) people and yellow people (ditto remarks for Asian and Oriental) and red people and brown people (let’s face it, they are the true biracials Spanish copnquistadors mixed with American Indians unless you want to use the word brown to refer to Polynesians who are an admixture of three major racial stocks) but there are no purple people and no checkerboard people and no orange people.  The subject of color is stultified enough outside the circle of anthropologists and ethnologists who can speak intelligently on the subject.

For an otherwise bright guy, Jon Stewart should have done a little research before he hurt people.

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Monday, February 9, 2009

Eight Reasons Why Octo-mom Will Have Problems

1. Eight babies (duh!)
2. Already had six children under eight years old
3. Living with parents who are near bankruptcy
4. No job
5. No husband
6. No way to pay for fertility treatments which resulted in octuplets
7. No way to pay for delivery rooms or hospital stay

and drumroll please . . .

8. Healthy nonuplets (that’s nine for the prefix impaired)

I hope she is able to take care of the babies without killing her parents in the process.
I hope the babies will be healthy and live to see age 21.
I hope the world doesn’t reach eight billion (8,000,000,000) population.
I hope she doesn’t end up on welfare so that you and I have to pay for her expensive hobby or pyschological condition.  (Collecting cats is cheaper though less sanitary).

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Grammy Awards

Led Zeppelin good.   Even the tribute Led Zep bands are good.
Alison Krauss & Union Station good.  Nickel Creek better.
Robert Plant and Alison Krauss forgettable.  What was I talking about?

Yeh right, the Reunion Tour.  Better without Robert Plant.  Bonzo’s son Jason is filling in for him.  Does Robert Plant have a son with strong vocal chords?

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

At Last (part 2)

Lyrics to At Last for karaoke:
 (all rights reserved to copyright owner)

At Last Lyrics by Etta James

At last, my love has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song
Oh, yeah, at last
The skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up in clovers
The night I looked at you
I found a dream that I could speak to
A dream that I can call my own
I found a thrill to rest my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known
Oh, yeah when you smile, you smile
Oh, and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven

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Flight 1549

Lost in the rush to lionize Captain Sully is the fact that his co-pilot had to help control a dead stick when both engines failed.  Were the hydraulics working?  Obviously that was a great ditch but all pilots are trained to do what he did.  This is something that Captain Sully himself has said.

And could somebody take the time to praise the flight attendants?  They are on any airliner primarily for safety and not to get you a cup of coffee.  Getting you coffee is something they do to pass the time until their primary function is ever called into use.  They hope, we all hope, that primary duty is never called for but if it is, then it is they who have to save your life after the pilot has put the plane down in a river or on the ocean or on a deserted highway or a flat field or something safer than skyscrapers and suburbs.

Bet you’ll pay attention the next time a flight attendant is going over safety procedures.  At least until we all forget until the next tragedy that we hope never happens.

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Madoff Made Off With Money

An incomplete list of Bernard Madoff’s clients was published.  Some of the rich (some of whom we actually like such as stars, Spielberg, Sandy Koufax, etc.) are suffering like the middle class and the poor.

The list does not spell out that foundations and other charities that support people down on their luck are among the victims.  Also pensions and unions which may affect you the reader.

Was this Bernie Madoff trying to get a cross section of America?

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At Last

Etta James made a classic.
Beyonce did a cover of it.
The First Couple enjoyed a dance.
Let us move on.
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Michael Phelps

You can go wrong
 with a bong.
He lost his cereal deal
but he won’t miss  a meal.
Perhaps a cover with High Times,
it is not one of the worst crimes.

They say it disillusions the kids who put their faith in athletes.  But if you put your faith in athletes rather than in principles, you need to be disillusioned.  Athletes are not heroes or heroines.  They are just people who are healthier, faster, or stronger than you — not better than you.

Having said all the above, I think he will get past this.

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